CHAPTER ELEVEN THE DUFFLEPUDS MADE HAPPY（第3/4頁）
“Will you come with me and try ？”
“No，no．You’ll get on far better without me．”
“Thanks awfully for the lunch，”said Lucy and turned quickly away．She ran down the stairs which she had come up so nervously that morning and cannoned into Edmund at the bottom．All the others were there with him waiting，and Lucy’s conscience smote her when she saw their anxious faces and realized how long she had forgotten them．
“It’s all right，”she shouted．“Everything’s all right．The Magician’s a brick-and I’ve seen Him-Aslan．”
After that she went from them like the wind and out into the garden．Here the earth was shaking with the jumps and the air ringing with the shouts of the Monopods．Both were redoubled when they caught sight of her．
“Here she comes，here she comes，”they cried．“Three cheers for the little girl．Ah ！ She put it across the old gentleman properly，she did．”
“And we’re extremely regrettable，”said the Chief Monopod， “that we can’t give you the pleasure of seeing us as we were before we were uglified，for you wouldn’t believe the difference，and that’s the truth，for there’s no denying we’re mortal ugly now，so we won’t deceive you．”
“Eh，that we are，Chief，that we are，”echoed the others， bouncing like so many toy balloons．“You’ve said it，you’ve said it．”
“But I don’t think you are at all，”said Lucy，shouting to make herself heard．“I think you look very nice．”
“Hear her，hear her，”said the Monopods．“True for you， Missie．Very nice we look．You couldn’t find a handsomer lot．”They said this without any surprise and did not seem to notice that they had changed their minds．
“She’s a-saying，”remarked the Chief Monopod，“as how we looked very nice before we were uglified．”
“True for you，Chief，true for you，”chanted the others．“That’s what she says．We heard her ourselves．”
“I did not，”bawled Lucy．“I said you’re very nice now．”
“So she did，so she did，”said the Chief Monopod，“said we were very nice then．”
“Hear‘ em both，hear’em both，”said the Monopods．“There’s a pair for you．Always right．They couldn’t have put it better．”
“But we’re saying just the opposite，”said Lucy，stamping her foot with impatience．
“So you are，to be sure，so you are，”said the Monopods．“Nothing like an opposite．Keep it up，both of you．”
“You’re enough to drive anyone mad，”said Lucy，and gave it up．But the Monopods seemed perfectly contented，and she decided that on the whole the conversation had been a success．
And before everyone went to bed that evening something else happened which made them even more satisfied with their one-legged condition．Caspian and all the Narnians went back as soon as possible to the shore to give their news to Rhince and the others on board the Dawn Treader，who were by now very anxious． And，of course，the Monopods went with them，bouncing like footballs and agreeing with one another in loud voices till Eustace said，“I wish the Magician would make them inaudible instead of invisible．”(He was soon sorry he had spoken because then he had to explain that an inaudible thing is something you can’t hear，and though he took a lot of trouble he never felt sure that the Monopods had really understood，and what especially annoyed him was that they said in the end，“Eh，he can’t put things the way our Chief does．But you’ll learn，young man．Hark to him．He’ll show you how to say things．There’s a speaker for you ！”)When they reached the bay，Reepicheep had a brilliant idea．He had his little coracle lowered and paddled himself about in it till the Monopods were thoroughly interested．He then stood up in it and said，“Worthy and intelligent Monopods，you do not need boats．Each of you has a foot that will do instead．Just jump as lightly as you can on the water and see what happens．”
The Chief Monopod hung back and warned the others that they’d find the water powerful wet，but one or two of the younger ones tried it almost at once；and then a few others followed their example，and at last the whole lot did the same．It worked perfectly．The huge single foot of a Monopod acted as a natural raft or boat，and when Reepicheep had taught them how to cut rude paddles for themselves，they all paddled about the bay and round the Dawn Treader，looking for all the world like a fleet of little canoes with a fat dwarf standing up in the extreme stern of each．And they had races，and bottles of wine were lowered down to them from the ship as prizes，and the sailors stood leaning over the ship’s sides and laughed till their own sides ached．
The Duffers were also very pleased with their new name of Monopods，which seemed to them a magnificent name though they never got it right．“That’s what we are，”they bellowed， “Moneypuds，Pomonods，Poddymons．Just what it was on the tips of our tongues to call ourselves．”But they soon got it mixed up with their old name of Duffers and finally settled down to calling themselves the Dufflepuds；and that is what they will probably be called for centuries．